RDS is so bad ...

The only thing slower than RDS is RDS the next day.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that a bowling ball returns faster than the ping on RDS.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that it makes standing still look fast in comparison.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that it's faster to go to a concert and listen to a song than to watch it on youtube.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that my ping is bigger than my download speed... in bytes/sec.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that it's faster to get yourself a girlfriend than download porn.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that I can take a bath faster than it takes RDS to download a 1MB file.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that it's faster to search in the public library than Google.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that it makes a 33Kbps modem look like broadband.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that I pressed the submit button last year and it got posted this year.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that writing a graphics driver is faster than downloading it...

RDS is so bad...

RDS secures the network: it is so slow and unstable that no virus can download itself on the computer.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that by the time it downloads the antivirus updates, they are 3 months old.

RDS is so bad...

RDS is so bad that I'm happy when I can reach the blistering speed of 5000... BYTES per second.

RDS is so bad...

RDS works the same way as the romanian economy: only on paper.